Six products I'd like to market

1. My Butter from another Udder, "buttery" spread.
2. Unicorn burgers, you can't imagine a better tasting burger.
3. Whey-less. Why Not?
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Alive!
5. Smug Free! No haughty aftertaste.
6. Cheeses Christ: accept soy-cheeses into your life.

Veganaloties.

Having joined exclusive Vegan ranks six days ago, I've been made aware of at least six vegan sects:

1. Punk vegans chefs.
2. Smug vegan moms.
3. Nerdy vegans who don't drive cars but chain smoke Camels.
4. Vegans who don't believe in Cheesus, (my savior).
5. Cranky vegans who talk only to bunnies and live on pop tarts and potato chips.
6. Blogging Vegans taking the One Month Challenge.

The Vegan Challenge: Walking around in the dark.

Eating a vegan diet, at least at first, is like hanging out at home when the power goes out. You think, oh, I'll just watch a movie. D'oh!
Or, I'll just microwave some popcorn to pass the time. Double d'oh! I find myself thinking, this would be good with yogurt. Or, I'll just have the macaroni and cheese.

But, just as I eventually light the candles and pull out the old board game, only to remember I kick ass at Scrabble; I'm finding that vegetables taste great without butter and remembering I passed on pork for years.

So, on day three of taking the one month vegan challenge, I say: Heck yes and please pass the cream. D'oh! I mean almond milk.